Ode to Costco

Costco, dear Costco
How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways...

I love thee for your variety
I love thee for samples that are always free
I love thee for your return policy
I love thee for your toothpaste in packs of three
I love thee for your premium wheels of Brie
I love thee for your copious packs of TP
I love thee for all the money you save me