I just got a new washing machine from Sears. It's a front loader. It's bitchin'.
Anyone got a problem with a grown man describing a washing machine as bitchin'?
Maybe you've never seen a front-loader in action. You can look inside as it cleans. Damn cool.
It's an Energy Star washer. Know what that means? Uses less water. Uses less heat. Uses less energy.
Anyone got a problem with a grown man who cares about saving the environment and a little money?
Maybe you can't appreciate the pure satisfaction of owning a product designed to work more efficiently.
That's just sad.
Go to Sears. Look at washing machines. Change your perspective, man.
Wash... Rinse... Spin.... Rinse.... Spin.
Anyone got a problem with a grown man describing a washing machine as bitchin'?
Maybe you've never seen a front-loader in action. You can look inside as it cleans. Damn cool.
It's an Energy Star washer. Know what that means? Uses less water. Uses less heat. Uses less energy.
Anyone got a problem with a grown man who cares about saving the environment and a little money?
Maybe you can't appreciate the pure satisfaction of owning a product designed to work more efficiently.
That's just sad.
Go to Sears. Look at washing machines. Change your perspective, man.
Wash... Rinse... Spin.... Rinse.... Spin.
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